Tuesday, May 20, 2008

MOVIE RULES, part 1

I will watch any movie in it's entirety if it contains at least one of these things:

1. a guy (or gal) in a gorilla suit

2. a giant monster played by someone in a rubber monster suit (no cgi allowed) stepping on small models of buildings

3. a virgin sacrifice ceremony

4. Mimsy Farmer

5. a Davie Allan soundtrack

6. anything directed by Jess Franco

7. anything from Italy circa 1969 to 1972

8. anything from 1969 to 1979 with the word "Bloody" in the title

9. an acid trip squence

10. a dream or nightmare sequence that contains nudity

11. Klaus Kinski

12. anything from Germany circa 1969 to 1980 with the word "Schoolgirl" in the title

13. any movie where the lead female is named Emanuelle, Emmanuelle or O



STAY TUNED FOR MORE!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You didn't mention: at least one promising scene with a long-tressed woman walking with a lantern or candle through an old mansion or castle wearing a very flimsy, increasingly transparent white nightgown

Dave Nuttycombe said...

You missed an essential: Man on fire. Or a woman on fire. But somebody should be ablaze.