This time around I present to you this mystery photo below (click on it to enlarge):
Who... or what... is this? Is it King Kong's bigmouth cousin from New Jersey? A Christmas toy for bad children? A possessed urinal? What, I ask you, what!!?? I will be really surprised if anyone comes close with this one! The answer posted soon!
EDIT (Friday, Sept. 19th): The answer has been posted in the comments!